Defensive Driving

Nothing can kill your driving quest like having to fight speeding tickets. Since I am hungry to drive…fast that is; the all inclusive conundrum with it is deemed speeding tickets. I execrate speeding tickets.
I am confident that I am not the only one who has been cited with one of these “infractions.” They are deplorable for the most part. Like… There was this one time I was taking a road trip with my side kick and I got ticketed for traveling 35mph too fast. There were no pending speed limit changes coming off the freeway on the Oregon Coast.
If a speedometer on a vehicle reads up to 120mph, why make a speed limit that is god awfully slow on the highway? They depend on you to mess up so they can pilfer your money. I guess cops enjoy making you feel tarded by asking you where you are headed in such a hurry. Duh! They must assume you are stupid enough to confess you’re guilty before you have a chance to defend yourself.
Fight speeding tickets by finding the loopholes in the system! A nominal speeding ticket is just a costume for the real cost. It seems to me that you habitually get directed to arise in court amid working hours so that you successively lose more doe. Now your hundred dollar infraction has methodically turned into an equitable ticket. There is no good in conjunction with speeding tickets. So I support appealing speeding tickets every time.
It would seem if you are female you have an eminent chance of entertaining a warning rather then the other pink slip, well that is if you are blessed enough to get pulled over by a guy cop. This is a true story. I was cruising up some road in Washington and I was pulled over for passing on a double yellow, in line with on coming traffic, which this one ironically for me, happened to be a light green cop car, perusing at a cool 90 in a 35mph zone, with a Washington license, a car registered in California, and auto insurance in Arizona!
Now I fancy that I got off with a warning because I was wearing one of those bikinis that make your boobies look really big, but in light of all those profanations which were undoubtedly without question, I got off because he could not confirm that I was speeding. I mean he did not have a measuring device; he was unable to pace me and there were no air cops either so evidently he was without anything for his defense.
Thank Heavens I got lucky that time, but that was an anomaly, and is not likely to occur again. Anyways, I had come across this book on disputing speeding tickets which is brilliant because now I know that cuteness will not really get you off the hook. However, I have a positive outlook on how to get my traffic tickets lowered if not completely terminated!
This probably won’t happen again and my driving chronicle is not really good, so I have to pay an arm and a leg to keep my car insured and I cannot stand traffic school. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Come on! It is like being in kindergarten again. I know how to drive and I know the traffic laws I just have difficulty when it comes to obeying them. Like sex, I know that not having it is is a sure fire way of fortifying yourself against STDs but I would rather use protection!
Someone tell me please! How do you receive a speeding ticket going that slow? I know grandmas that can amble with more speed than that! No doubt not speeding is most apparent way to bypass moving violations but if you are at all like me you just cannot for lack of better words stand strolling behind some old lady in a Cutlass with Blanch in the passenger seat.
Essentially what I am trying to say is, fighting the notorious speeding ticket is simple if you know where to look for the knowledge you need to beat it.

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